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Unit 8a & b
Parkway Farm Business Park
Middle Farm Way

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Customer Service: 01305231231




  • Luxury Lifestyle Products & Gifts
  • Children's Furniture
  • A Magical World of Unique & Quirky
  • Quirky Home & Garden Ideas
  • Playhouses & Wigwams
  • Unique Gift Ideas
  • Luxury Original Kids Beds
  • Unusual Gift Ideas

About Us (Who are we?) is a Magical World of Stylishly Quirky Homeware and Unique & Unusual Gift Ideas. A Luxury Lifestyle Emporium showcasing an Original Collection of Unique Furniture & Homeware; Original Childrens Beds, Luxury Nursery Ideas, Niche Gifts and all things Wow, Weird and Wonderful... sourced by Zebarella and her Team of Buyers from the World's (UK, Europe, America & Australia's) freshest, brightest new Designers & Manufacturers. On each product page we display the Brand, the Designer, the Country and why these products are so special. Quality Products that the general consumer may otherwise never find.

So what makes our online store so different? and all our products represent "Cuckoo" (Unique, Unusual, Quirky, Original) versions of popular products & themes (which themes are purposeful & functional) from all over the World - for example our Pill Designer Easy Pour Hot Water Bottle is of course first & foremost a Hot Water Bottle - that's a popular theme, but the design & benefits - the Neoprene Material that helps it stay warmer for longer and the 19th Century Canteen styling that's been redesigned into a modern day classic with an Easy Pour Funnel - qualifies it as a Cuckooland product. Our Unique Mighty Purse Clutch Bag is another great example, its a Luxury Leather Purse with a Built in Phone Charger that charges your Phone on the go, offered in 12 vibrant original colours! The same can be said for our Lotus BBQ Grills (stylish, portable, healthy alternative); our Outdoor Rugs (innovative, weatherproof, affordable) in fact the vast majority of our products have something quirky and original about them.- that's how they qualified as Cuckooland products! We're especially proud of our range of Unique Childrens Beds and Kiddies Furniture - from crazy Cabin Beds to unusual Treehouse Beds; Caravans with extra storage, shelving & name plates, Tent Beds with operational flaps. Themed Bedrooms like Astronauts, Fairies, Firemen, Surfers, Princesses, Footballers are all covered, all with that sprinkling of Cuckooland magic.

Our tone of voice, imagery and products all create a world on the other side of the rainbow, a place of intrigue to return to, a unique upmarket shopping experience with a fun gooey centre... and the kind of products and surprises you'll love!
Welcome to Cuckooland!

How To Order

You can buy products the following ways:
Online. This is the simplest way. Click on the products you like and follow the prompts and call to action buttons. Click here to get started!

By calling our friendly customer service team on +44 (0) 01305 231 231 (UK) Mon-Fri 9-6pm and ordering over the phone.
Once you place your order online we will send you an automatic email confirming the details of your order. Our stock levels are checked and updated twice daily, we also check product availability again when your order is placed and if we cannot fulfill your order we will let you know by email.
If you have any questions you can also email us at

Gift Wrapping

We deliver “Acts of Wow"- it's in our core values. Gift wrapping is one of them. Our specially selected (and highly trained) team of Grannies all have extra-long, double jointed fingers; they have an endless supply of tea and cake and they work in absolute comfort according to International Regulations Governing the Voluntary Deployment of Grannies (IRG TV DOG).

Team Grannie wraps each Gift individually in our special luxury Cuckooland paper complete with a beautiful designer ribbon; hand written Gift Tag and a generous sprinkling of yesteryear magic- take a peek. Note the photo of Grannie Gladys carefully and painstakingly wrapping each one.
Products eligible for Gift Wrapping are marked “Available for Gift Wrapping" on the product detail pages.
Why not use our “add a message" function and include a few words to your nearest and dearest on a Cuckooland gift tag?
Our Gift Wrapping service is £4.95 including Ribbon and Gift Tag and regardless of Gift size.

Our Prices

Each product and its price displayed on includes V.A.T at 20% where applicable. Meaning the total price you pay is always the same regardless of whether UK VAT is chargeable and regardless of which country you are in.
The price for delivery will be confirmed at checkout and before you submit your credit card details. This will depend on the delivery address you specify. As hard as we try, we are not perfect (gasp!) and if an error in pricing occurs we will email you giving you the option of reconfirming your order at the correct price or cancelling it. If an order is cancelled or we cannot get hold of you, our default action will be to refund your credit card.
All our prices are quoted in UK pounds. Our currency converter is only a guide to help estimate the price conversion in currencies outside the UK. Your credit card company will decide the exchange rate and cannot be held responsible for any loss occurred due to exchange rate fluctuations.

Trading Since




Mathy By Bols Unique Kids Beds




With over 400 reviews on Feefo and a customer service rating of 97% I was expecting a lot from this quirky online shop. I have to say I was bowled over by the attention to detail and how far this company went to deliver a brilliant product and a product service. Would highly recommend!

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Products and Services

Unique Childrens Beds

Childrens Beds

Unique and Unusual Childrens Beds and Bedroom Furniture

Price: £2390

Camper Van Childrens Bed

The Camper Van Children's bed is simply AMAZING! Hand made in England by a family firm, this Camper Van Bed features a door which shuts and fits a standard single mattress (190 x 90cm). This unique kids bed is available in a huge selection of colours.

Price: £3240.00

Mathy by Bols Caravan Bed

Part of our range of Designer Kids Beds. This Caravan Children's Bed is a fabulous addition to any kids bedroom, not only does it bring fun and adventure to your room, but being a fully enclosed bed, it's a great escape from stressful brothers & sisters.

Price: £1235.00

Hangout Kids Bunk Bed

Part of our range of Unique Childrens Beds. The Hang-Out Bed for girls by Lifetime is made from the best solid knot free pine and hand crafted in Denmark.

Price: £1830.00

Childrens Bed in Bus Design

This Children's London Bus Bed is a unique, London themed bunk bed, which is perfect for any child's bedroom. Finished in red lacquer, and with all the traditional London bus numbers and destinations, your kids will be enjoying an adventure every bed time

Price: £329.00

Girls Beds

Cuckooland stock a diverse collection of unique girls beds to help inspire your children

Boys Beds

At Cuckooland we stock a unique and quirky collection of boys beds to help inspire your children.

Kids Teepee Cabin Bed

This amazing, luxury Kids Teepee Tent Bed from Woood, is the ultimate designer feature bed for any kids room. Constructed from solid pine in white veneer, your little adventurers will love this bed, with its lookout holes at either end and hideaway teepee

Price: £399

BBQ's & Unique Gifts

Lotus BBQ Grill

Portable, safe and efficient. Uses minimal Charcoal. Award Winning BBQ

Price: £129

Uuni 3 Wood Fired Pizza Oven

Uuni 3 is an evolution of the highly acclaimed Uuni 2S, new for 2017 Uuni 3 has been tweaked and perfected and is sure to be as much of a hit as its predecessor.

Price: £199



Each Cuckooland weathervane is handmade in Britain with real British Steel, each part is machined and individually balanced and coated in High Density Polyethylene. Making them incredibly accurate and durable.

Gifts for Her

Gifts for Her

With our expansive and diverse range of Unique Gifts for Her at Cuckooland, one of her many facets is sure to be delighted, titillated, moved or tickled pink with joy!

Price: From £7.95

Root 7 G&Tea Cocktail Set

The 800ml teapot comes with a filter basket so you can easily keep all the nastea bits out of your teacups. Perfect for mixing up and serving a cocktail in style. Let your creativity flow by mixing up your own inventions.

Price: £30.00

Root 7 G&Tea Cocktail Set

Victor's Drinks Mysecco Sparkling Wine Kit

Sit back, relax and enjoy your very own bottle of Mysecco from Victor's Drinks! Containing everything you need to make your own delightfully fresh & crisp bottle of sparkling wine, just add water and in 14 days you can sample the fruits of your labour!

Price: £19.95

DACHSHUND CASHMERE SCARF in Black Print by The Labrador Company

These gorgeous Dachshund Designer Cashmere Scarves for Women, made in Kathmandu by Tibetan refugees, are woven on antique wooden looms and block printed by hand

Price: £42.00

Nursery & Baby Cots

Neo Children's Rocking Mammoth

This adorable and fluffy Rocking Ride-On Mammoth (called Neo!) is possibly the most gorgeous kid's ride-on toy EVER! Sure to get all tots and certainly their responsible elders swooning, this super-soft huggable creature will look adorable in any bedroom.

Price: £129

Snuzpod 3 in 1 Bedside Crib & Cot

This bedside cot, stand alone crib and bassinet in one, will leave you and baby feeling safe and happy in this cosy nursery room essential. Voted number 1 Moses Basket, Crib or Cot for 2015 by Mother & Baby!

Price: From £164.95

Gifts for Him

Gifts for Him

Explore our unique collection of Gifts for Men, bursting with stylish and practical Men's Accessories and Luxury Gift Ideas for Him.


Our Vinyl Revival Retro Record Player! This Attache retro record player in French blue suitcase design has built in speakers and with it's vintage carry makes it easy to listen to your favourite vinyl wherever you are.

Price: £75.00


Forming the perfect gift for him, the Wine Fine Deluxe Aerator is an essential tool to create the perfect wine experience.

Price: £39.95

RETRO TELEPHONE 746 in Concrete Grey

This unique Retro Phone in concrete grey with orange push buttons and cord is a quintessential British retro telephone and 60's style icon.

Price: £38.95

Smart Bacon Toaster

Who doesn't love the smell of delicious bacon cooking in the morning, or evening, well any time of the day really! Well, now you can enjoy bacon cooked to perfection with the Bacon Express from Smart. This snazzy little device is able to cook up to 6 piec

Price: £49.95

Outdoor Boots & Footwear

Blackfox Sheepskin Style Waterproof Snug Boots

A revolutionary new PVC 'Snug Boot' with a suede-look outer and a cosy sheepskin faux-fur lining perfect for Winter! This completely weatherproof boot is designed to be both super warm and completely waterproof, made from a suede-look recyclable brushed P

Price: From £34.95

Nordic Grip Non Slip Boots

Award-Winning Non-Slip Boots for Men and Women. Look stylish whilst getting a grip and staying safely on your feet this winter! Nordic Grip Wets boots are the first ankle wellington boots with patented IceLock technology to prevent slips on icy surfaces,

Price: £44.95

We offer these services

  • Buy Online
  • Delivery Service
  • website
  • Customer Service / Helpline
  • Money Back Guarantee
  • Next Day Delivery
  • Refunds
  • Overseas Shipping
  • Exchanges
  • Free Returns

We offer these payment methods

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Dear Cuckooland, The treehouse beds are pure magic. I have triplet boys and one room for them to express their individuality. The beds made it easy, each boy decorated his own way. Some nights they would share a bed, it is their own home. The beds create a fairytale atmosphere that adults want to share. And the construction is solid, a substantial piece of furniture. It was well worth the effort to import from Europe, there is nothing like them that I could find in the US. Karen Lerner New York, USA

Karen Learner

Fast service.did exactly what they said they would do. Love the delivery message.

Karen Norris

Every time I use this company I am just so pleased with the personal service that I get. Even down to the fact that if I have not done something correctly they get in touch with me to let me know and help me amend it it.

Lynda Carr

Excellent, provided advise and when i did have a couple of comments post delivery they were dealt with instantly

Karen Dawson

Hi there, Just wanted to say that I have received my Hippo doorstop today. Fabulous product and exceptional service ~ I'll tell all my friends!!!!! Thank you so much, Best wishes

Julia Taylor

Love my Mighty Purse. Great colour to go with everything, summer or winter. And small enough to fit in a larger handbag as just a charger. I'll never worry about a flat battery again. Thank you Cuckooland - it came super fast and so friendly!

Kerry Schweir

Testimonials are added by the business owner and are not independently verified.

Opening hours

Monday to Friday: 9am - 6pm

Saturday to Sunday: Closed

Key Services

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